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Java Access Modifiers
A boy tried to look into a girls shirt, (she was his classmate).
Girl: Be civilized.
Boy: Is it bad?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: No. Members of the same class can access private data
Private Class in Java
A group of computer science geeks was listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK?
the man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Inheritance In Java
Q: What’s object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
Use of Java
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Java Developer
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
“Hey, don’t you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn’t you see the giant warning on the box?!”
“That’s OK,” says the guy, puffing casually “I’m a Java Developer”
“So? What’s that got to do with anything?”
“We don’t care about warnings. We only care about errors.”
How to make women more interested in us?
Java: OK guys. Any idea on how to make women more interested in us?
C++: More exceptions?
Python: Define our methods?
ANSI-C: Stop treating them like objects?
When you ask your Girlfriend to make you a sandwich and she actually does it
Java Exception
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}
