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    Java Access Modifiers

    A boy tried to look into a girls shirt, (she was his classmate).
    Girl: Be civilized.
    Boy: Is it bad?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: No. Members of the same class can access private data

    Private Class in Java

    A group of computer science geeks was listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
    After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
    Woman: Hey! That’s private OK?
    the man hesitated for a second looking confused.
    Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

    Inheritance In Java

    Q: What’s object-oriented way to become wealthy?
    A: Inheritance.

    Use of  Java

    A programmer had a problem.
    He decided to use Java.
    He now has a ProblemFactory.

    Java Developer

    A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
    “Hey, don’t you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn’t you see the giant warning on the box?!”
    “That’s OK,” says the guy, puffing casually “I’m a Java Developer”
    “So? What’s that got to do with anything?”
    “We don’t care about warnings. We only care about errors.”

    How to make women more interested in us?

    Java: OK guys. Any idea on how to make women more interested in us?
    C++: More exceptions?
    Python: Define our methods?
    ANSI-C: Stop treating them like objects?

    When you ask your Girlfriend to make you a sandwich and she actually does it

    When u ask ur girl 2 make u a sand
    Girlfriend Sandwich

     Java Exception

    //Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
    catch (Ex as Exception)
    {
    // oh crap, we should do something.
    }

     

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